Stinky Britches

We are still trying to potty train Everett. Seems like it's been two and a half years. Oh, wait, Everett is only two and a half years old.

Like the picture? This is what I am guessing Everett will look like by the time he is potty trained at 30. Nice huh?

Funny thing happened the other night that only a coach's wife with toddlers would understand but it is funny so I will share it with you.

Everett and Jackson were hanging out in Coach's office during the game the other night when I saw Everett hiding behind the office chair. I said "boy, whatcha doing back there?"

He says to me"Shhh, I pooping!"

What ? Oh no he didn't. Yes. Yes he did. By the time I grabbed him up his britches were loaded. So of course he had to be changed. But where oh where might one change a 4 foot tall two year old with no changing station in the bathroom and a gym packed with fans? I improvised and pulled the two office chairs together and stretched him out. He didn't exactly fit. So while I was wrestling with him and trying not to drop the poopy pull-up I looked up to see someone standing in the doorway. I smiled and this guy crazily looked at me and turned around and walked off.

I got the poopy child cleaned up and the game was over by this time. When I finally saw Coach he mentioned to me that a big name basketball rep was at the game checking out some players. When I asked what he looked like wouldn't you know Coach described exactly who was in the doorway of his office while I was changing Everett.

All I can say is sorry dude. A mom's got to do what a mom's got to do. Besides, I'm the Coach's wife I can do that right?