Here they are, my fellas. They are definitely all b-o-y and I think I am going to start a series called "Boys are Gross, but Funny." Maybe even write an e-book about em, lol.
If you don't like humor about boogers, body noises, or smelly things that boys do you can stop reading now. From here on out the blog will contain little boy and daddy humor, lol. Although I strive to be a lady I still giggle and even laugh till it hurts on some of these issues.
So here goes. Once again I remind you to stop reading if this stuff grosses you out. It's life so accept it : )
I will start this series with the most recent booger story. I posted it on Facebook and got tons of comments so I thought why not include it on the blog. Most of my readers know the personalities of my two sons and the southern dialect they posses.
Everett my youngest could best be described as Rico the penguin off of the movie Madagascar or even better Bobcat Goldthwait off of the movie Police Academy. He speaks fast with sounds and he is not always understood, lol.
Jackson my oldest is best described as a southern gentleman. He talks real slow with a country accent and that just adds to his humor.
So with that introduction we begin our conversation in the truck at the gas station. Coach was outside of the truck pumping gas.
Everett: Look mom I got a booooger! (On his pointer finger)
Me: Oh, that's so gross ! Don't you eat that!
Everett: (Waving booger around in the air)
Me: If you eat it you'll never kiss a girl!
Everett: Ewww girls!
Jackson: Yeah Everett, don't eat that booger or you'll never get a girlfriend. (Takes a sip of soda) That's why I got me a girl way before I ever started eatin' boogers!
Me: Jackson! I didn't know you eat your boogers?!
Jackson: Just because you don't see me don't mean I don't eat my boogers!
Me: (Dying laughing)
This was just too funny not to share. Yes, we are always having conversations like these, lol.
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